Alpha Round 130, "Tomb Plunder!", has come to an end! Thank you to all of those users who participated! The game will now be put into Chaos! Round rewards will be given out at the start of the next round. Do not inquire before then, please!
Nice fail! Stella Riux in Try Staying Home Today with a score of 100!
Spay and neuter your pets! Lilnara Najera in Petmaker with a score of 339!
Accept your fate! Kira's Veiled-Dancing-Lara in Petter off this Way with a score of 41,205!
Gotta go fast! Infern Ryu in Restless One with a score of 25,000!
June 3 2026
Alpha Round 130 has started!
Tomb Plunder!
We have four different reward forms up for grabs this round, each tied to a specific achievement. You only need to hit one of these thresholds to qualify for that form:
You can get one of these forms in one of the following ways (only one is required, and, yes, one of them is a prior round reward):
Try Staying Home Today - Try and fail at least 15 quests! You'll be awarded the Latex Jackal Drone for being such a failure!
The Restless One - Wander around the town and move at least 14500 times while animte! This will reward you with the Child of Yig! Did you really need those legs?
Petmaker - Transform at least 15 targets into a pet form. This will reward you with the Confusing Chimera, which you can't even get without a pet from a quest!
Petter off this Way - Gain at least 25000 experience as a pet. This will reward you with the Chaotic Chimera, a very elusive pet uncommonly found in the vanishing tombs!
Rewards are per unique player. Even if you use alts to hit multiple thresholds, you will only receive one of these forms (the one you ranked highest in).
Please don't try to double-dip or squat on multiple achievements just to deny other people a shot. It’s unsportsmanlike and a waste of your time. Just go for the one you want most and leave the other slots for the rest of the community!
Rewards for last round will be given soon. Spells will also be announced soon.
spellz too
New spell, Need Mooooore Cowbells! , submitted by Zaza Verto! Additional credits go to Jasira Jackal, Proofreading. . Graphic is by https://imgur.com/a/33S7kQc. This spell turns its victim into a Cowbell Collar!
New spell, Eager Embrace, submitted by Roxi! Graphic is by https://i.imgur.com/OwcYk6M.png. This spell turns its victim into a Compression Bra!
New spell, Pick Pocket Prevention, submitted by Ra'Zim! Graphic is by http://raz.im/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/earscard.png. This spell turns its victim into a Fluffy Ears!
New spell, Laughing Stock, submitted by Mako Grey! Graphic is by https://e621.net/posts/6431540 already made the art myself and uploaded it here for ease of access. This spell turns its victim into a Heated Hyena Cuntboi!
New spell, “Draconian Gambit”, submitted by Coco Wigglebottoms! Additional credits go to Sage Greely (proofreader) . Graphic is by Zaza Verto Form: https://imgur.com/a/TQpGWuj Pfp: https://imgur.com/a/Bpd9tHo. This spell turns its victim into a Kobold Mage!
May 5 2026
Alpha Round 129, "Cocoa Seeker!", has come to an end! Thank you to all of those users who participated! The game will now be put into Chaos! Round rewards will be given out at the start of the next round. Do not inquire before then, please!
April 18 2026
Alpha Round 129 has started!
Cocoa Seeker!
We have three different reward forms up for grabs this round, each tied to a specific achievement. You only need to hit one of these thresholds to qualify for that form:
You can get one of these forms in one of the following ways (only one is required, and, yes, one of them is a prior round reward):
Adventure Time - Complete all quests. This will reward you with the Easter Bunny!
Hawkeye - Search tiles at least 14000 times. This will reward you with the Chocolate Kitsunemimi!
Rewards are per unique player. Even if you use alts to hit multiple thresholds, you will only receive one of these forms (the one you ranked highest in).
Please don't try to double-dip or squat on multiple achievements just to deny other people a shot. It’s unsportsmanlike and a waste of your time. Just go for the one you want most and leave the other slots for the rest of the community!
Rewards for last round will be given soon. Spells will also be announced soon.
New spells! Yippee!
New spell, Whirling Yokai, submitted by Draggony! Additional credits go to Cuadrupl - First Person interactions. Graphic is by Tokalub. This spell turns its victim into a Kamaitachi Assassin!
New spell, Sun Basking, submitted by Ryan Bends! Additional credits go to BindingSin. Art by Lausig. This spell turns its victim into a Basking Lizard!
April 2 2026
Alpha Round 128, "Kobold Commotion!", has come to an end! Thank you to all of those users who participated! The game will now be put into Chaos! Round rewards will be given out at the start of the next round. Do not inquire before then, please!
March 16 2026
Alpha Round 128 has started!
Kobold Commotion!
We have three different reward forms up for grabs this round, each tied to a specific achievement. You only need to hit one of these thresholds to qualify for that form:
You can get one of these forms in one of the following ways (only one is required, and, yes, one of them is a repeat from a recent round):
Covenant Benefactor - Donate at least 30,000 ARP to a coven. This will reward you with the Kobold Secretary!
____ the Enchanter - Enchant tiles at least 750 times. This will reward you with the Kobold Scholar!
Couch Potato - Use coven furniture at least 100 times.. This will reward you with the Stoner Kobold!
Rewards are per unique player. Even if you use alts or Coven-hedging to hit multiple thresholds, you will only receive one of these forms (the one you ranked highest in).
Please don't try to double-dip or squat on multiple achievements just to deny other people a shot. It’s unsportsmanlike and a waste of your time. Just go for the one you want most and leave the other slots for the rest of the community!
Rewards for last round will be given soon. Spells will also be announced soon.